Foot Jealousy

A week before the double bunionectomy on my left foot (wha?....its sexy. all the hot porn stars have it), Husband and I had the following conversation about my recovery...

Husband: Since you'll be under house arrest for 6 weeks are you gonna be an even bigger bitch than you already are?

Me: You betcha

Husband: (pause) I'm going to be on mandatory overtime for the next six weeks.

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